Is it bad form to capture on (digital) film your appreciation for a fine gift from the man who made the mistake of asking you to be the best man at his recent wedding - that gift being an authentic Soviet-era officer’s cap - by wearing that cap and giving the patented “Benny Hill” salute?

I don’t know what’s cheapened more - me, the hat, or our friendship.

San Diego, Widgett Walls, and the sordid tale of Turkey Bass.

I am a genius.

I could say it, but I agree completely with Paul Dini’s take on the whole sordid, unfortunate affair… So my innate laziness wins out and I point you to said take on the new CHARLIE & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY…