My interview with Stephen Colbert, originally published at IGN FilmForce… I’ll be archiving all my old interviews - going back to the founding of Tibby’s Bowl over 10! years ago - in the coming months…

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“A Meeting with God”
A play in 3 lines.

KEN: Hi God!
GOD: Hey Ken! How’s doings?
KEN: No complaints.

“A Meeting with the Devil”
A play in 4 lines.

KEN: Hey Satan.
SATAN: Been good lately?
KEN: Yep.
SATAN: Damn.

“A Meeting with Death”
A play in 2 lines.

DEATH: Hey Ken.
KEN: Oh shit.

It’s been a long week, putting off actually spending the neccessary drudge work to get the NeedCoffee Gonzo FilmFest prepped and edited and sweated from the stone, while also making sure Quick Stop gets my primary attention. It’s 5am and I’m listening to an MP3 from THE CHIPMUNK ADVENTURE. In some universe, that’s gotta be sad.

This universe. In this universe, it’s sad.

I’m sure in some universe known only to physicists and Mxyzptlk, it is the very epitome of cool.

Calgon, take me away.