“Are they shooting at us? Are they shooting at us?!?!? They’re shooting at us!!!”

“Yes, they appear to be shooting at us.”

“WHY are they shooting at us????”

“How should I know why they’re shooting at us!”

“THEY’RE SHOOTING AT US!!!”

“Yes… I think we established that…”

“WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING AT US?!?!?!?!?”

“I DON’T KNOW!!!”

“Why are we even here?!?!? I wanted to go to Australia! ‘No,’ you said, ‘England is much more interesting…’ ‘Australia has beaches,’ I said. ‘England has beaches made out of pebbles,’ you said.

“Will you shut up!”

“‘Australians drink nothing but beer and play a stick with a hole in it,’ you said. ‘Exactly!’ I said. ‘England has culture and history,’ you said. ‘Australia has koala bears and dingoes,’ I said…”

“What?”

“Well guess what Australia doesn’t have that England has? PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL US!!!”

“Oh, yeah, like this was in the brochure! Well, for our next trip, we’ll go to Australia!”

“You son of a…”

“Just shut up and run!”