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Destination: England

Posted by Ken in Ruminations (January 6, 2008 at 10:47 am)

“England. The sceptered isle. Land of Shakespeare and blood pudding. The colonial mothership. Birthplace of Keats and Benny Hill. Home of the pound and the Ripper. Will it ever fucking stop raining?”

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The Band

Posted by Ken in Ruminations (January 5, 2008 at 6:55 am)

“I’ve been thinking of starting a band.”

“A band? Really?”

“Yes, the thought had crossed my mind.”

“I didn’t know you could play an instrument…”

“I can’t.”

“You can’t…”

“Well, not in the classical sense…”

“The classical sense being…”

“The ability to play an instrument.”

“That certainly complicates matters…”

“That’s certainly an opinion that I can understand, but I’m determined not to let it deter me from starting a band…”

“Well, not everyone who’s in a band has to play an instrument.”

“Exactly my point.”

“Can you sing, then?”

“Not a note. Completely tone deaf.”

“So you can’t sing, or play an instrument.”

“Negative on both counts.”

“And you want to start a band.”


“Have you… Have you written any songs?”

“Not as such, no.”

“Not as such?”


“So you can’t sing, you can’t play any instruments whatsoever…”

“Not even a kazoo…”

“And you haven’t written any songs…”


“But you want to start a band.”

“Yes. Definitely.”

“I believe one, if not all, of those elements are very important components in starting a band.”

“Are they?”

“Yes. Yes, I believe so.”

“Oh. Well. Then. I guess there’s always my fallback position.”

“Yes? What’s that then?”



“Yes. If I can’t start a band, I guess I’ll just be God.”

“And your qualifications for this?”

“I’ll just set my mind to it. Should be fairly simple. I mean, it’s not like playing the kazoo or the mouth harp.”

“Fair enough.”

“Granted, if the whole God thing doesn’t work out, I think I’ll just take up juggling. I hear it’s quite relaxing.”

“Yeah, I’ve heard that. Probably much more relaxing than that whole ‘who lives, who dies’ thing. Sounds like more or a hassle than anything else.”

“I suppose, but surely it’s worth it for the women.”

“For the women?”

“Surely God must get more women than even the kazoo player in a band. Otherwise, what would be the point?”

“I never thought about it that way.”

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On Holiday

Posted by Ken in Ruminations (January 4, 2008 at 6:29 am)

“But they already saw the body!”

“I know, I know - just give me a minute to think this through.”

“There is nothing to think through. We’ll just have to kill them.”

“Kill them?”

“And make it look like an accident.”

“And how in the hell are we supposed to do that?”

“How the bloody hell am I supposed to know? Do you think I go around killing people everyday? Do you think I wake up and have some eggs and bacon, read the paper, and think, ‘Oh, I suppose I should think of ways to kill people today… You never know what the day will bring, after all…’? I am a data entry technician. I enter data into a computer. I am not a murderer!”

“But you said to kill them!”

“What else are we supposed to do?”

“We could talk to them. See if they can be persuaded to just… I don’t know… Forget the whole thing…”

“Forget they saw us hit a man’s car with our bus, which then exploded in a brilliant fireball,after which we proceeded to coax the location of 15 million pounds of illicit drug money out of a dying man who was still smoldering in the wreckage of his vehicle? We’re going to ask them to forget that?”

“Well, if we asked nicely…”

“You are a moron.”

“So it’s settled then. We kill them.”

“But we make it look like an accident.”

“Yes, like an accident.”

“I don’t know how I feel about actually… you know… killing a human being.”

“They’re not human - they’re American.”

“Trevor makes an excellent point.”

“So it’s settled. We kill them in a fashion that seems accidental, then collect the money, split it up amongst ourselves, and be done with it.”

“And you wanted to go to Australia for holiday.”

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4th Grade Of The Gods

Posted by Ken in Ruminations (January 2, 2008 at 3:40 am)

Have you seen these children? Refugees from Burrows Elementary, Quantico, and the 1980’s…

Click Pic To Embiggen

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Always Seen Never Obscene

Posted by Ken in Ruminations ( at 1:48 am)

Got to stand up
Get up
Move around
And forget
What’s left
I’m right
To let
All the things
That I get
About just fall
Today I lay
In pity
So shitty
Oh well.


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Should Old Acquaintance

Posted by Ken in Ruminations (January 1, 2008 at 5:27 am)

I’ve never been much of a blogger. I do too much writing for work as it is, and I’m also not terribly keen on the confessional nature of the interweb.

Still, I suppose there is a useful function to keeping some sort of a journal - or at least a personal online presence that’s not solely work-related. I’m still on the fence as to whether I’m going to make friends and family aware of this little corner of cyberspace… If any of you happen to be reading this, then the answer to that bit of uncertainty is “Yes, I decided to let some select friends and family know.”

2007 was a bit of a wash in terms of entries - other than the occasional bit of odd creative writing and some photos. We’ll have to see what 2008 holds.

Here now, though, is a photo to ring in the new year…


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Happy Birthday To Me

Posted by Ken in Ruminations (July 10, 2007 at 5:52 am)


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Encounter On Yancy Street

Posted by Ken in Ruminations (June 18, 2007 at 5:40 am)


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There But For The Grace Of Me Go I

Posted by Ken in Ruminations ( at 5:37 am)

I sit here typing tapping upon the keys that lay before me on this dark and decidedly unstormy morn mourning that the dawn has dawned upon me and I see that I have not been able to get to sleep when asleep is what I should have been.

I also tend to wonder as I wander through the net and cast my thoughts on niggling things that needlessly lead me towards night-sapping shallows of the deepest nonsensical thought.

And then I worry why my typing tapping at this time of narrow night always seems to downright wrong in its endless play with words and construction.

Sad thing is, I have no excuses for it… no liquor, drugs, insanity orĀ  brilliance. It is merely a mind that finds itself facing another dawn after another day, attached to fingers that type tap towards the cliff of consciousness.


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The Magnificent Adventures of Myron T. Criswell: Part 2

Posted by Ken in Ruminations (May 27, 2007 at 5:39 am)

To describe the 24th of November as a day just like any other is to rob history of a most momentous date - not to mention belittle the significance of every other day leading up to it, and every day that followed.

At a most cursory glance, one can forgive the perception that this frosty late-November day was just like any other in the relatively young life of Myron T. Criswell. The alarm on his nightstand awoke him not once, but four times - the last proving to be the one that stuck, as Myron clambered out of bed, eyes half-stuck and mouth full of paste, and made a beeline directly to the bathroom, accompanied by the urgent “Breakfast!” calls of his mother.

Relieved, washed, brushed, combed, and clothed, Myron proceeded downstairs. So routine was his routine, so mechanical in its familiarity, that you’d almost forgive him for missing the intense hatred that burned in the eyes of his cat, Mr. Whiskers, who stood gazing upon the clueless teen’s frenetic form as Myron made his way down the hall and towards the kitchen, walking right past the seemingly unassuming feline.

You’d almost forgive him for such a monumental oversight.


Unfortunately for Myron, it was the first of many unintentional actions that would change his life - and the universe - forever…

And it all happened on a day just like any other.


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